Rapid Disassembly
Check out the sweet euphemism offered up by Kyocera: "rapid disassembly" as a pleasant substitute for explosion.
Mistakes were made even provides examples of how to use this phrase in headlines:
At Least One Iraqi Child Is Killed in a Rapid Disassembly in a Schoolyard
Moscow Blames 'Terrorists' for Feb. 6 Metro Rapid Disassembly
And, as is often the case, Wonkette.com has a funny about the Kerry-intern non-scandal:
Associated Press reports:
Breaking her silence four days after the allegations surfaced on the Internet, [No handbag line, no name. We don't want CJR to get mad at us.] issued a statement to The Associated Press, saying, "I have never had a relationship with Senator Kerry, and the rumors in the press are completely false."
Ew. Don't you feel dirty? Used?
Wouldn't you like to do it again?
Mistakes were made even provides examples of how to use this phrase in headlines:
At Least One Iraqi Child Is Killed in a Rapid Disassembly in a Schoolyard
Moscow Blames 'Terrorists' for Feb. 6 Metro Rapid Disassembly
And, as is often the case, Wonkette.com has a funny about the Kerry-intern non-scandal:
Associated Press reports:
Breaking her silence four days after the allegations surfaced on the Internet, [No handbag line, no name. We don't want CJR to get mad at us.] issued a statement to The Associated Press, saying, "I have never had a relationship with Senator Kerry, and the rumors in the press are completely false."
Ew. Don't you feel dirty? Used?
Wouldn't you like to do it again?
posted by OnBackground | Tuesday, February 17, 2004
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